It’s 9:35 am and I’m drunk. A novel by Joe Krider.

30.Sep.14 3 hours ago

timothydelaghetto:

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

Game? Isn’t this how every plutonic relationship works!?

(via neworleans-unknown)

30.Sep.14 4 hours ago
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30.Sep.14 8 hours ago
What does pussy usually taste like?

jayne-thepoetess:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

facelesstiger:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ridinhanzsolo:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ridinhanzsolo:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

ridinhanzsolo:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

1017andpregnant:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Water

Hope

Freedom

Peace

Prosperity

Glory

Doing bad on a job interview and them still calling you back 😢

Talking to a supervisor and getting a full refund with a 50% discount on your next 5 purchases. 

When you ask a girl if you were good last night and she reply: “🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🙊🙊💦💦💦”

When u been thirsty all day and u finally get a cold drink down ur throat

When a thirst follow, Follows you back

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When you hear that song that used to be YOUR SHIT that you’ve been trying to find for the past 3 years

30.Sep.14 10 hours ago
,,

Other people are not medicine.

It took me 9 years to figure that out (via suspend)

(Source: slutsandsinners, via hillaryjain)

30.Sep.14 14 hours ago
30.Sep.14 14 hours ago