It’s 9:35 am and I’m drunk. A novel by Joe Krider.
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
Game? Isn’t this how every plutonic relationship works!?
Doing bad on a job interview and them still calling you back 😢
Talking to a supervisor and getting a full refund with a 50% discount on your next 5 purchases.
When you ask a girl if you were good last night and she reply: “🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🙊🙊💦💦💦”
When u been thirsty all day and u finally get a cold drink down ur throat
When a thirst follow, Follows you back
When you hear that song that used to be YOUR SHIT that you’ve been trying to find for the past 3 years